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Thursday, September 09, 2004

AND YOU, SIR, ARE NO JESUS CHRIST

"Christ would not vote for Barack Obama because Barack Obama has voted to behave in a way that it is inconceivable for Christ to have behaved," - Alan Keyes

I'm so glad that Alan Keyes in touch with Jesus because I've been trying to get ahold of him myself on behalf of the Jets. Alan, can you put in a word for Gang Green with the big guy? It really is good to know that somebody here on earth knows the mind of God, shit, if that's the case we should put you in the Oval Office. You can get a Bat-Phone, only it would be the God-Phone, and we could have a sky light signal made up in the shape of a cross. Oh and hey Alan, I've got some other questions for Jesus: Boxers or Briefs? Coke or Pepsi? Ketchup or mustard on a hot dog? Hell, there's just too much ground to cover here, can I get his number?

Comments:
THAT is some funny stuff.
 
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