Wednesday, November 03, 2004
THE JACKSON PLEDGE
I pledge to accept George W. Bush as the duly elected President of the Uninted States of America. I pledge to not like it. I pledge to support our military personell around the world in whatever capacity they are serving. I pledge to not like that either. I pledge to get on with the business of my life, and leave this election behind. I pledge to keep a watchful eye on our civil liberties. I pledge to blog about any infringement thereof. I pledge to support the marriage of two persons in love under law regardless of sex or race. I pledge to defend a woman's right to choose to have an abortion. I pledge to support anti handgun and assault rifle legislation. I pledge to defend the seperation of church and state. I pledge to support legislation that defends the integrity of our natural enviroment. I pledge to support a larger tax burden on the rediculously wealthy. I pledge to question the motives of our President and his administration. I pledge to be an American. While I'm at it; I pledge to clean my room, make my bed, take out the trash, walk the dog...I don't have a dog....I pledge to get a dog and then walk him. In the meantime maybe I should just pledge to walk Chris and Annie's dog.
I pledge to accept George W. Bush as the duly elected President of the Uninted States of America. I pledge to not like it. I pledge to support our military personell around the world in whatever capacity they are serving. I pledge to not like that either. I pledge to get on with the business of my life, and leave this election behind. I pledge to keep a watchful eye on our civil liberties. I pledge to blog about any infringement thereof. I pledge to support the marriage of two persons in love under law regardless of sex or race. I pledge to defend a woman's right to choose to have an abortion. I pledge to support anti handgun and assault rifle legislation. I pledge to defend the seperation of church and state. I pledge to support legislation that defends the integrity of our natural enviroment. I pledge to support a larger tax burden on the rediculously wealthy. I pledge to question the motives of our President and his administration. I pledge to be an American. While I'm at it; I pledge to clean my room, make my bed, take out the trash, walk the dog...I don't have a dog....I pledge to get a dog and then walk him. In the meantime maybe I should just pledge to walk Chris and Annie's dog.
Comments:
I could see the country rallying around a candidate like Buck in 2008. His resume is strong and he comes from a good family. His ire for pesky skateboarders might create a problem amongst the Moveon.org aged kids, but his personality and resolute desire to be petted should neutralize this section of voters and have them squarely in his camp by election time.
I'd go with Sir Buckinton as the name on the ticket. Let me know if you need campaign support here in the south.
I'd go with Sir Buckinton as the name on the ticket. Let me know if you need campaign support here in the south.
Growing up on the streets, as he did, would give Mr. Buckingtons a great urban base as well. And his foriegn policy tag line could be 'He's got the bark and the bite'.
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