Monday, September 19, 2005
HOW EVERYTHING BAD IN THE WORLD IS THE FAULT OF BIG BUSINESS
Hurricanes. Getting worse. More of them, and more dangerous they get. This is a result of the depleation of the ozone layer, which is the fault of Big Business.
The state of the American Music Industry. It sucks. Again, Big Business is at fault.
Republicanism, or Neo-Conservatism. Bred by Big Business, neo-cons have ruined our reputation amongst world powers, and divided a populace.
The American Educational System. Since we haven't figured out how to profit on education without pricing out a majority of our populace, Big Business is making America stupider. (yes, I said stupider)
Addiction. Big Pharma, a subsiduary of Big Business has duped and doped America into a dependancy on mood stabalizers, and pain killers. DTC advertising (direct to consumer) has created a nation of hypochondriacs.
Wepons. We make 'em, then we sell 'em to our enemies to use against us. We put them in hands of kids, criminals, and terrorists, all for the sake of the bottom line.
Conglomeration. The greatest evil we face. ENRON, TYCO, SONY, DISNEY......evil mutherfuckers.
Hurricanes. Getting worse. More of them, and more dangerous they get. This is a result of the depleation of the ozone layer, which is the fault of Big Business.
The state of the American Music Industry. It sucks. Again, Big Business is at fault.
Republicanism, or Neo-Conservatism. Bred by Big Business, neo-cons have ruined our reputation amongst world powers, and divided a populace.
The American Educational System. Since we haven't figured out how to profit on education without pricing out a majority of our populace, Big Business is making America stupider. (yes, I said stupider)
Addiction. Big Pharma, a subsiduary of Big Business has duped and doped America into a dependancy on mood stabalizers, and pain killers. DTC advertising (direct to consumer) has created a nation of hypochondriacs.
Wepons. We make 'em, then we sell 'em to our enemies to use against us. We put them in hands of kids, criminals, and terrorists, all for the sake of the bottom line.
Conglomeration. The greatest evil we face. ENRON, TYCO, SONY, DISNEY......evil mutherfuckers.
Comments:
That's why we've aimed to keep Smoke and Mirrors as small as possible. For moral reasons, it would be wrong for us to actually be able to support ourselves or at least pay the rent.
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