Friday, December 02, 2005
JUST FUCKING GREAT, THANKS
So I'm reading that the Airlines will now allow passengers to bring small scissors on board. In exchange for that, we now face random pat downs. Great. I now will have to worry about the small amount of weed I have in my pocket, an item that poses no threat to other passengers, all because some people need to bring fucking scissors on a plane. What are you going to do with them? Cut out coupons from the Sky Mall magazine, arts and fucking crafts? Scissors can be used as a weapon, my weed cannot.
I'm all for security, I don't mind the lines, taking off my shoes and belt, it makes me feel safe. I will not feel safe knowing that the person sitting next to me can whip out a pair of scissors at any minute and slit my fucking jugular.
How many times have you heard somebody say: "Careful, don't run with a bag of weed"?
This is way not cool, wicked bad uncool.
So I'm reading that the Airlines will now allow passengers to bring small scissors on board. In exchange for that, we now face random pat downs. Great. I now will have to worry about the small amount of weed I have in my pocket, an item that poses no threat to other passengers, all because some people need to bring fucking scissors on a plane. What are you going to do with them? Cut out coupons from the Sky Mall magazine, arts and fucking crafts? Scissors can be used as a weapon, my weed cannot.
I'm all for security, I don't mind the lines, taking off my shoes and belt, it makes me feel safe. I will not feel safe knowing that the person sitting next to me can whip out a pair of scissors at any minute and slit my fucking jugular.
How many times have you heard somebody say: "Careful, don't run with a bag of weed"?
This is way not cool, wicked bad uncool.
Comments:
Yeah, f'in absurd.
I guess the airlines finally gave in to the pressure from the scissors contingent. They'd just lost too many ticket sales from potential scissor-hauling passengers.
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I guess the airlines finally gave in to the pressure from the scissors contingent. They'd just lost too many ticket sales from potential scissor-hauling passengers.
