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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

IN THE NEWS

Brittany Spears, who was raised a Baptist and has famously studied Kabbalah, a branch of Jewish mysticism — now is apparently dabbling in Hinduism.

The woman prays like I eat.

Seventies teen idol Leif Garrett was being held without bail after authorities said he was suspected of carrying narcotics and not having a subway ticket.

I don't care about the drugs, it's the fare-beating that bothers me. String him up!

My Horror-Scope:

The tide will start to ebb today, just after it reaches its highest point. There is a moment of standstill now, dear Scorpio, and you will find that things are about to pick up again quite considerably. The shift that is happening within you is profound, and though you may not notice its effects all at once, you should trust that things will be coming your way as the weeks go by.

Well that clears up a lot. Apparently 'things' are coming my way. Right.

The giraffes and other exotic animals Michael Jackson has kept at his Neverland Ranch are not being mistreated, federal officials have concluded.

Not anymore. The scars are on the inside, dude.

Laura Bush criticized Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton on Wednesday for suggesting that the Republican-controlled House is run like a plantation where dissenting voices are ignored.

"It think it's ridiculous, it's a ridiculous comment," said the First Lady, "the Republican controlled House is run like a plantation where dissenting voices are dealt with severly and with impunity."

Singer Kelly Clarkson, who vaulted to fame as the first "American Idol" winner in 2002, is not letting any of her songs be used by new contestants on the show.

Thank God for small favors.


Actor William Shatner has sold his kidney stone for $25,000, with the money going to a housing charity.



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A post-op Shatner beams with pride.


It's a crazy world indeed, and I am selling tickets.





Comments:
right on,

I love reading the news through your eyes, very entertaining.

Keep this as part of the Blog.

Also, heard of any new recipes lately....
 
This is why I love Shat.
 
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