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Thursday, January 26, 2006

JACKSON'S BUILDING AN ARK

It will be outfitted with all the modern conveniences, a green-house, pool tables, bowling alley, and yes, plenty of women. Women of every variety.

Where are we going?


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OGLE-2005-BLG-390Lb

Yes, and it's only 20,000 light-years away in the constellation Sagittarius.

That's actually pretty far, which is good, because we'll need the time to figure out how to deal with the gravity issue. OGLE-2005-BLG-390Lb is approxiamtely 5 1/2 times larger than Earth, so we're going to have to do a bit of work if we want to stand upright when we get there.

Other that the gravity issue, it appears that Ogle (as I'm calling it) is capable of sustaining human life.

When I get to Ogle, I will declare it in the name of Jackson, my flag has yet to be designed, but will feature boobies and marijauna leaves. The Ogle anthem - 'Rocks Off' (Stones/Exile/Track One). On Ogle, blowjobs get you elected to office, not impeached. On Ogle all disputes will be settled by billiards matches.

Ogle - a good place to hang out!

Comments:
Will AAC's or MP3's be the preferred audio compression scheme on Ogle?
 
Vinyl works best in higher gravity.
 
Trick question - there will be NO data conmpression for audio played on Ogle!

I guess for vinyl you wouldn't need as many pennies on the needle.
 
I've already joined the Ogle Jaycees.

We're having a pot luck dinner next Friday in Cavaliertown, the provincial capital.
 
And you've already got two beagles for the ark.
 
Better to use a speedboat, Ted. Much better photo op.
 
I don't know if I can get to Ogle by next Friday for the potluck. I here traffic is really backed up going into the Lincoln Wormhole.
 
That's "hear," not "here."

Sorry.
 
hows the metro transit system on Ogle? I'm so there.
 
Much like Mineapolis, Hue, Ogle has a Skyway, the difference being that the Ogle Skyway has free wifi and cofee. It runs 24 hours, and has smoking cars.
 
I will not be using mass transit on Ogle.

Rather, I will hover over the landscape in my TriPhibian Atomic Car, gathering my pods and capsules.
 
I bet you'll have a kick ass sound system in the TriPhib A.C.
 
Oh, yes. That shit'll be tricked out.
 
You guys are such geeks.
 
That may be, Clarkie, but what about my pods and capsules?

Anyone?
 
That sounds really dirty
 
I love Clarkie.
 
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