Savage Distortion

I'm sure they have all vacated the building until March.
 

"My iPod isn't working!"
 

Now THAT is funny. Jobs is probaly working on the babyPod right now.
 

"I lost my orange lighter!"
 

I feel for the kid, but maybe he/she should have kept a closer eye on it. Or maybe, as in my case, somebody STOLE it!