Savage Distortion

"Hey George! This is how I smeared the shit all over Tawana Brawley so we could pretend that she had been abused by two innocent cops. It's fun, huh?"
 

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!
 

"You had me on 'howdy'"
 

Hey Tex-ass! How about you and I go and get some Jewish store owners killed?!?!
 

"C'mon Al, you gotta know somebody...."

"No way George, even if I did know somebody, I'm not scoring you any blow."
 

Hue wins hands down.

I want to post that picture with that caption but am afraid to do it.
 

Hue should.
 

Can we have a contest to caption the photo of young Jackson with the Flying V?