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Thursday, March 23, 2006

TEXAS - HOME OF PURE GENIUS

SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) -- Texas has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk, a spokeswoman for the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission said Wednesday.

You can also find prostitutes in whore houses, crack peddlers in crack houses, and draft dodgers in white houses.


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hmmmm, 50 million users want to see your blog? cool.

Does the death penalty in texas include public intoxication?

Draft Dodgers in the white house... that was funny.
 
"Does the death penalty in texas include public intoxication?"

I know there are those that disagree with the idea of capital punishment, but Texas got it right with this fucking guy...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/03/23/texas.execution.ap/index.html

"A pathologist, however, testified that Salazar, in a violent rage, inflicted injuries on Adriana that were worse than those suffered by victims of auto accidents."

Good fucking riddance douchebag. If there actually is a heaven and a judgement day, I'm kinda thinking you just may have a harder time then most getting by the doorman.
 
Oooh, good to know. I go down there for work sometimes. Damn that's pathetic.
 
And in other obvious news, drivers can be found on highways.

Way to go, Texas!
 
Brian - You get me....

The blog spammer was duly dealt with. A viscious e-mail was sent out. I believe I used the phrase 'dirty ashhole eating fuckers'.
 
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