Monday, July 24, 2006
WE LOVE TO FLY - AND STARVE YOU
I just had my first experience with American Airlines. Where's the fucking food? I had to buy a shitty Otis fucking Spunkmeyer muffin for two bucks - that's the only option - a fucking muffin, and I had to pay for it.
What is this crap?
I usually fly Continental, or Delta if Atlanta is involved. Those guys feed you.....well, weather it's actually food or not is debatable, but at least it's free, and you can count on getting a snack.
I want somebody to start an airline that caters to my flying needs. I want childless flights. I want preferred seating for those passengers who's carry-on baggage is actually carried on, not dragged behind causing other passengers to trip over their stupid drag bag, which takes up all the fucking room in the overhead compartment - assholes! I'm, talking to you, you know who you are, you inconsiderate jerk-offs. Check that fucker!
And I want food!
I just had my first experience with American Airlines. Where's the fucking food? I had to buy a shitty Otis fucking Spunkmeyer muffin for two bucks - that's the only option - a fucking muffin, and I had to pay for it.
What is this crap?
I usually fly Continental, or Delta if Atlanta is involved. Those guys feed you.....well, weather it's actually food or not is debatable, but at least it's free, and you can count on getting a snack.
I want somebody to start an airline that caters to my flying needs. I want childless flights. I want preferred seating for those passengers who's carry-on baggage is actually carried on, not dragged behind causing other passengers to trip over their stupid drag bag, which takes up all the fucking room in the overhead compartment - assholes! I'm, talking to you, you know who you are, you inconsiderate jerk-offs. Check that fucker!
And I want food!
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In the 80's it was about the quality, now it's about the very existance of it....I had to BUY the crappy food....this is HUGE - screw Lebanon, I want my shitty free airline food!
Jet Blue is nice. I should look into it.
Poor Anthony. Is it me, or is the weather getting wackier every summer?
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Poor Anthony. Is it me, or is the weather getting wackier every summer?
