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Monday, July 24, 2006


I just had my first experience with American Airlines. Where's the fucking food? I had to buy a shitty Otis fucking Spunkmeyer muffin for two bucks - that's the only option - a fucking muffin, and I had to pay for it.

What is this crap?

I usually fly Continental, or Delta if Atlanta is involved. Those guys feed you.....well, weather it's actually food or not is debatable, but at least it's free, and you can count on getting a snack.

I want somebody to start an airline that caters to my flying needs. I want childless flights. I want preferred seating for those passengers who's carry-on baggage is actually carried on, not dragged behind causing other passengers to trip over their stupid drag bag, which takes up all the fucking room in the overhead compartment - assholes! I'm, talking to you, you know who you are, you inconsiderate jerk-offs. Check that fucker!

And I want food!

complaining about airline food? What are you, a 1980s standup comedian?
In the 80's it was about the quality, now it's about the very existance of it....I had to BUY the crappy food....this is HUGE - screw Lebanon, I want my shitty free airline food!
You should try flying on JetBlue, theres a whole choice of snacks and satellite TV to keep you entertained. Just heard from Anthony Gammerdella that he was stuck for 13 hours on a flight from San Fran to NY with no food because they closed the airports.

Now that sucks ass!!

Peanut anyone?
Jet Blue is nice. I should look into it.

Poor Anthony. Is it me, or is the weather getting wackier every summer?
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