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Thursday, April 10, 2008


NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter has captured new imagery, in color and in 3-D, of a target that may be almost as much of a scientific hot spot as the Red Planet itself:

Giada DeLaurentis.

Scientists concur, given the fact that her head is three times the size of her body, that she must be an alien. Twice the size of Phobos, the larger of Mars' two tiny moons, Giada's head has enormous gravitational aspects.

Plans to explore Giada's head are being discussed by NASA, but the going is slow. Many top astrophysicists are simply distracted by her boobies.

"There's no getting around it", Alfred McEwen, principal investigator for the HiRISE camera at the University of Arizona's Lunar and Planetary Laboratory, said in a recent interview, "she really does have quite a pair, it's just too bad her head is so out of proportion, and frankly, I don't much care for her entitled attitude."

Me neither Alfie.

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