Thursday, April 10, 2008
MR. BEAR RESPONDS
In response to the Pope's recent comments, the Bear said today that in fact, yes, he does shit in the woods. He added that he is open to other options if anybody has a better idea.
In response to the Pope's recent comments, the Bear said today that in fact, yes, he does shit in the woods. He added that he is open to other options if anybody has a better idea.
Comments:
The McCain ticket is promising the bears port-a-potties for all bears who are here in this country legally.
If Obama is elected, bears will shit lumps of biofuel that produce no toxic emissions or carbon dioxide. Also, they have the pleasant scent of lavender.
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