Wednesday, May 21, 2008
WHILE WERE AT IT......
Jackson has some ideas on other places we can look to drill for domestic oil - temporarily mind you, until we can get solar, wind, and farting power up to speed.
#1) Orlando, Florida.
Devoid of any worthwhile life or culture, the land in and around Orlando could easily be sacrificed for such a cause.
#2) Foxboro, Massachusetts - specifically Gillete Stadium. Again, of no real value, the land beneath Gillette Stadium, I am convinced, must be rich in oil and other precious mineral deposits.
#3) Chapel Ranch, Crawford, Texas. Maybe in their own damn back yard would make sense.
Jackson has some ideas on other places we can look to drill for domestic oil - temporarily mind you, until we can get solar, wind, and farting power up to speed.
#1) Orlando, Florida.
Devoid of any worthwhile life or culture, the land in and around Orlando could easily be sacrificed for such a cause.
#2) Foxboro, Massachusetts - specifically Gillete Stadium. Again, of no real value, the land beneath Gillette Stadium, I am convinced, must be rich in oil and other precious mineral deposits.
#3) Chapel Ranch, Crawford, Texas. Maybe in their own damn back yard would make sense.
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