Savage Distortion

"They stayed with me for five days at my house in Athens.
When they left, there were beer bottles and records out of the jackets
everywhere. As their van was pulling away, they stopped and Paul rolled down the
window and said, "Uh, Peter? You might want to throw everything out of the
refrigerator. Bob's been opening up all the condiments and pissing in them
everywhere we stay." So I did; haven't been able to eat mayonnaise since." -
Peter Buck