Savage Distortion

CHRIS

There was a time, during my last year as an undergrad at SUNY Albany - where I was minoring in Theater, when my thespian room-mates and I spoke nothing but Walkenese around the house.

I'd come home and say; "Paul (pause), I think we need (pause) to go to Taco Bell."

And Paul would reply; "You don't know (pause),It's gonna be great......"

We worshiped this man. We'd watch any movie he was in, no matter how lousy ('View To A Kill', 'Prophecy') and memorize his lines so we could work them into our daily lives.

Friends of ours had to intervene and make us stop.

Chris is the man.